Rosie and Toby sitting in the bath. Rosie notices Toby's willy, points at it and...
Rosie: Ewww! Yucky!!
Toby: It's not yucky! It's my willy!
A few days later Rosie comes into the bathroom as I'm getting out of the shower. As she walks off I hear her shouting to Toby: "Mommy's willy gone-gone!!"
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Overheard as Toby and his friends were playing in the trees at the park...
Solar: Look I can climb the tree!
All the boys: Me too! Me too! Let's all climb the tree! Let's all be monkeys!
Toby: I'll be a cheeky monkey!
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At bedtime...
Me: Rosie, do you want your dummy?
R: No!
Me: Are you sure?
R: No dummy!
Me: Why don't I just leave it here so you can get it if you change your mind.
R: No! NO DUMMY!
Me: OK then. [I put the dummy away.]
R: Want dummy! Want dummy!
Me: OK, here's your dummy.
R: No!
-Repeat ad nauseum-
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