Toby, after overhearing a conversation about Sarah Palin:
Toby: What's wrong with that lady's baby?
Me: He has a condition called Downs Syndrome that makes him a little different to most people. Like Archie at school.
T: Oh yea, he's wierd. Have you seen his face?! [I brace myself for a long discussion about accepting others, how people are all different, etc, etc] He has these little brown dots on it. Is that Downs Syndrome?
Me: Um... no that's freckles. Lots of people have freckles.
T: Oh. Can I have a cookie?
****************************
Rosie after seeing a big spider in the cellar:
"That 'pider weally fweaked me out, Mommy."
****************************
I had to balance on a chair to shut the hundred year old kitchen window which is falling apart and the lock came off of it:
Me: Oh shoot!
Rosie: Oh shit!
Me: No, I didn't say shit. I said shoot.
Rosie: I know but I said shit.
****************************
Rosie at top volume after shaking hands with a customer at Costa:
"Mommy, that man is WEALLY, WEALLY black."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
WOW. rolling over here. i really should read your blog more often. always a nice laugh. hope you are doing well.
Cary
Post a Comment