Our boy

We were playing 20 Questions with Tobes at dinner tonight. Here are a few of my favourite excerpts:

Toby: Does it have four legs?

K: Yes.

J: Is it a horse?

K: Similiar to a horse.

J: Is it a mule?

K: No.

J: Is it an ass?

Tobes: Dad! It can't be someone's ass!

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J: OK, I'm thinking of a person.

K: Are they male?

J: Yes.

Tobes: I know! It must be a postman then.

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J: Is it an insect?

K: Yes.

Tobes: Does it have lots of legs?

K: Yes.

J: Does it turn into something else?

K: Yes.

Tobes: It must be a Power Ranger!