Conversations with Toby

After a discussion about evolution and how people evolved from apes:

"Mommy, Daddy is quite hairy and he does like bananas. I think there's some gorilla left in him."

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Me: "Toby, if you don't behave the Easter Bunny won't bring you that Happy Feet DVD you want."

Toby: "That's OK. If the Easter Bunny doesn't bring it I'll just ask Nana."

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When Rosie started crying in the night:

"It's OK, darling. I'm here."

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Playing Twenty Questions at dinner tonight:

Me: "Are you thinking of an animal?"

T: "Yes."

Me: "Is it hairy?"

T: "No."

Me: "Does it have four legs?"

T: "No."

Me: "Does it have a tail?"

T: "No."

Many, many questions later...

Me: "I give up what is it?"

T: "A horse, silly!"