Conversations with Toby

At breakfast this morning:

"Uh oh, Mommy. Looks like you made another baby. You're tummy is so fat."

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At lunch Toby was showing me how to play a game he had learned at school. The teacher would put three or four items on the table then she would ask the children to close their eyes and she would remove one item. When they opened their eyes they had to guess which item was missing.

Me: "Were you good at guessing what was missing?"

Toby: "Yes, I was really good at it. Ms Suki said she was impressed but it was easy. I just pretended to close my eyes so I could see what she took away then I got it right every time!"


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In the bath tonight I was struggling to bathe Rosie in a new bath chair. I was having trouble holding onto her and almost dropped her in the water, then scratched her head with a button when I was getting her dressed. I felt awful. Tobes was watching all of this then came out with 'Mommy, are you a terrible mother?"